It doesn't seem to matter how long a period of dry weather lasts. When rain is finally forecast there is never enough time to get all the jobs finished that need done before it arrives. This week that meant bringing in the hay at the same time as doing the field work (dung / harrowing / seeding) for the winter Kale.
It's only when Fergus is really desperate that he asks me for help with the hay carting. The round bales are relatively easy - moved to pairs before being spiked and lifted by huge frames mounted to the front and rear of the tractor. Alas it was not the round bales he put me onto. The towering stacks of wee square bales are another matter. Built in 5 layers of 10 each stack is carted in as 50 bales by some sort of torture device invented, I'm convinced, to drive me to tears of frustration.
Step 1 - reverse the trailer towards the stack. Step 2, tip the trailer down through 90 degrees before opening it's giant arms. Step 3, reverse onto the stack without knocking it, or its neighbour, down. Step 4, squeeze shut the gates to 'grab' the stack. Step 5, tip the trailer back up through 90 degrees to transport safely back to farm yard. Step 6, repeat Step 1 - 5 in reverse to deposit stack neatly in the shed.
If only. After 8 runs I'd managed to only drop 30 bales in the field, though a lot more in the sheds as the stacks crumpled on release in the shed. at least they were undercover though - and could be left until we come to build the main hay stack. I chanced a final run to get 2 stacks in before I lost all the light and promptly knocked down a stack in the field before the one I was carting fell out the bottom of the trailer in the yard. I reckoned at my age tears of frustration were beyond me but the thought of having to handball 100 hay bales into the shed manually was almost too much. I finally got finished at midnight. Arms a bit bigger, back a bit sorer but weirdly satisfied.
All aches quickly forgotten about the next day with the joy of 8 new piglets - 4 pink, 2 black, and 2 spotty. That's farming life for you.